1. Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me"
2. When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.3.The doctor to patient : ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second
opinion?
The doctor again: " yes, you are very ugly too.."
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